I’m taking pen to paper

I’m taking pen to paper
In a bid to save the world,
They’ll read my fantastic prose
And hang on every word.

They’ll cite me in Parliament,
And quote me on the Wiki,
And put up a big statue
Of me thinking, in the city.

I will write into the paper
And tell it as it is.
I’ll mansplain the symbiosis
Between the poor and the rich.

I’ll study the scrolls of Twitter, How left and right flow and ebb,
And how when a horrible bastard dies,
They cry “Don’t speak ill of the dead”.

And then I’ll make the dinner,
After the washing up.
I think I set myself up to fail,
As I rest in the evening, with my cup.